scams

So I was messaged by a friend (who I haven't talked to in a while) and approached me with what seemed like a regular conversation but then this bs came up which seemed rather convincing but what some of you may know are fake images of one's profile. Please stay alert from such scams and do not...

On a scale of 1 to "White van with 'Free candy' written on the side", how obviously suspicious does this look to you? I'd say it's at "White Van" level.