Corrupt a Wish

[Carlo]

The game is simple :
Grant the wish made by the user above you, while at the same time corrupting it in whatever way you wish to make it different than what the previous user originally intended.
Afterwards, you make your own wish, which in turn will be corrupted by the next user.
For example:

Random User [1] : I wish I had a million dollars.

Random User [2]: Granted. You now have one million dollars. In monopoly

I'll start :

I wish i had an unusual hat.

 

[MissMaye]

Granted, however it has an extensive dupe history, has been in vac banned users backpacks, and now you are banned from trading on all tf2 trading sites because of ur stuped het

I wish I had a broken Nintendo Switch.

 

[Redds]

Granted, however it is a lite version and is unable to run any game.

I wish the downsides of this wish are granted to the one below.

 

[floot_guy]

Holy poop, a paradox.
Granted, but the downsides of this wish is actually a wish to eradicate all human beings.

I wish that the Coronavirus never existed.

 

[Red]

Granted, but the bubonic plague would not be preventable.

I wish I was taller.

 

[floot_guy]

Granted, but the bubonic plague would not be preventable.

I wish I was taller.

Granted, but your pp becomes tiny.

I wish I get a huge amount of croissants for free everyday

 

[Kyo]

Granted, [blank]

I wish I was in anime world uwu

 

[Green.]

Granted but there is nobody in that world

I wish to see what's inside the accepted apps in wonderland forums

 

[floot_guy]

Granted but there is nobody in that world

I wish to see what's inside the accepted apps in wonderland forums

Granted, but you should become an Administrator first.

I wish I had the ability to time-travel

 

[Green.]

Granted, but you should become an Administrator first.

I wish I had the ability to time-travel

Granted, but u can only time-travel 1 second only

I wish that xen was real

 

[jahstice]

Granted, but it's still in development.

I wish I had a good life.

 

[Green.]

granted, but u will enjoy it for 5 seconds

I wish to win my brother in half life

 

[Red]

granted, but once you do, he dies irl

I wish I was the best pyro in tf2
(granted but you'd be hated in the comp tf2 community)

 

[Green.]

Granted, but now you are banned from all TF2 community servers for maining pyro

I wish to get banned in backpack.tf

 

[floot_guy]

Granted, but now you are banned from all TF2 community servers for maining pyro

I wish to get banned in backpack.tf

Granted but you get a VACation too.

I wish that Valve adds a Heavy Update on tf2

 

[Green.]

Granted but you get a VACation too.

I wish that Valve adds a Heavy Update on tf2

Granted, but you will have to wait another decade

I wish to see sweeper water

 

[Coal]

Granted, but from now on, all water you see will turn into active sweeper water.

I wish I could fall without getting hurt

 

[Red]

granted, but you'd hurt all the time

i wish i could fly

 

[SL]

granted, but you'd hurt all the time

i wish i could fly

Granted, but you're afraid of heights.

I wish TF2 had more updates...

 

[Gibus]

Granted, but you're afraid of heights.

I wish TF2 had more updates...

Granted, but all the updates are localization file changes.

I wish i would play better at tf2