Wonderland.tf quotes

[Eight]

Here's a compilation of threats I've received (besides one by a lovely man named Matteo, of whom's messages should be earlier in this thread):

BANNED That : where u live im gonna murder u
BANNED That : tell me where u live

*DEAD* SpyCrab : admin never freeze again or i will spot your house and stab you until you death

MixerCap 08/25/2019
Hi, the fact that you are taking advantage of your admin position will be your destiny. I totally respected the JB rules, and the guards fucked me up and kicked the red ones, now listen to the fucking guy really, when you break the rules, you can regret it even after he's dead, do you understand that?
yes i fucking can
im fucking in server and vip
you fucking shit
no one screw me
but you did

and its very fucking big mistake i will fuck you all

i kill your partenrs

your family
everythng

what i can touch

and you screwed wrong
i have fun
your family do not

 

[Davey]

"You are illegal" - Frenki The Spee (Making SFM)
"I eat rebellers for lunch" - DAVEY

 

[Oreos]

"Can I bite you?" -literally everyone on any kind of server.

 

[floot_guy]

"Are you erroring?" ~Owner

"you probably jerk to loli cats" ~H4VOC

"hentai is not healthy" ~RedoSenpai

"Green goblin from spiderman is just a lime scout on a teleporter" ~bestbotmusic

"ughh i want xyphy's cummies on my bellies mmmnnff!!" ~Mc_Duck (not really)

 

[jeremy (surreptitious)]

Trail Mix : i died in 9-11 irl

your mom : well i sucked it off anyways

 

[Malfunction]

"WTF"
-Half the Wonderland discord whenever possible

 

[floot_guy]

 

[Red]

hold on, this is going to be a big list of Jailbreak Memes:






btw the following was when I once rebelled as pyro.
cuz i "ruined their round"


not really a quote, but still worth adding



hope slither doesn't see this

damn it, that's all folks

 

[floot_guy]

Once upon a time, on Wonderland

 

[nforce]

"all donor bux go to funding furry blutplufs wtf" ~ Xypher, in the discord.

 

[sowon]

Context: I am Death in deathrun and I just killed this player

 

[Redds]

I dont quite remember the full synopsis of the quote but
Unknown Player: Redd I fucking hate you Fur***
Redd: Love you too bud.
Unknown Player: Fuk Of
With exact spelling. And of course the.
Random Jb Player: You FREKILLED MEEEE!
Other In Player: Imma report this ass.
Love em.