So the story: One day 2 guys named Ducky and Ricky were lost in a desert after their jeep broke down. So each one took 1 part of the car. Ducky takes a tire (Or tyre) and Ricky takes the jeep's door. Ricky's and Ducky's conversation:
Ricky: Why did you take the tyre?
Ducky: If I get tired, I'll sit on the tyre! Well, Why did you take the jeep's door tho?
Ricky: you are really a fool...
Ducky: Why?
Ricky Well, if I feel hot, I will lower down the window to get air!
Ducky *Facepalm.
The both continue the walk when suddenly Ducky started to get thirsty and Ricky, Hungry. The find a nomad camp and Ducky drank a lot and Ricky ate a lot. At the time the nomads were leaving, they exchanged the car parts for a Sacred water bottle and a wooden bottle cork (not cap) for a generosity act. Ducky, watches the beautiful necklace and quickly wears it, quickly drinks the water, and gives it to Ricky, who got only an old wooden cork and the bottle.
Time passes, and the both wanted to go for a dump (If you know what I mean...) Ducky released in behind a tree in the oasis and Ricky, had do use the cork... Well, you know where (Oh damn, that hurts). Then APPEARED Ali Baba and the 40 Gay f**kers. The 40 men were very happy to find 2 beautiful young men in the desert. Upon undressing both, they see the cork in Ricky's anus and shouts. "WE NO TOUCH SACRED CORK, WE ARE RELIGIOUS PEOPLE" said the Gay fu**kers and let Ricky go. They look at Ducky and says: "40 on one?"...........
Poor Ducky, we are in 2018, and still complains that his ass hurts a lot...
Characters here are not references to Members of the community. It's just a joke I translated and typed. I just needed names, tho.